So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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