Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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