Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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