he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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