Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just puked most of my soul out..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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