im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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