I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm always down for nudity.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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