Yo dont text me then not text me
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The Olympian is in my bed
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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