You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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