found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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