Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There's even glitter on my cock...
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