If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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