It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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