This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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