I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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