If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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