I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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