I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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