btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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