We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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