This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
