I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
