She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
just tell him i said nine months
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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