First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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