He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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