Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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