Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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