I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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