You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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