if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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