the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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