that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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