is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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