Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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