i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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