Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize