He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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