I only kidnapped one of them. chill
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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