oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I will be naked everywhere
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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