can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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