Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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