i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
