How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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