I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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