wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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