It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He better not be in your backpack
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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