Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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