I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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