he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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