so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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