it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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