I have demons in me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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