Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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