He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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